( homosexual as people: the episode where continuity goes to get smashed at the open bar )

peter_and_fran part 25: what color are your parachutes? you would do well to note, dear readers, that i spent two hours looking for scans of orlando's actual details interview on his many, many, many fansites, but the only website with actual scans was theonering.net. fangirls, you let me down!

( homosexual as people: unlike my other posts, this one includes mention of massive spoilers for the rest of the season )

dear internets,

despite all my whining in advance, i actually had a very nice weekend: friday night i went to the aforementioned party and then some of us went out afterward to a bar and ate free cornbread and metrosex said that if we start a magazine called 4 fucking snobs that i can be the editor. on saturday i drove out to mrs. k.fed's ( Read more... )

praise be to allah it's a three-day weekend, because i have done absolutely nothing in the last two days but drink copiously followed by long periods of wretching it up on the couch for recovery.

last night smartlikejustin and i trekked out to a reunion barbeque with her college friends, wherein there were several hours of backyard lounging before the ( Read more... )

it's well past four o'clock in the morning and smartlikejustin and i are awake and discussing our least favorite thing in the whole world: the lubeless ass-fucking that is the queer as folk timeline shenanigans shuck-and-jive. she made a whole post about it here, but what i think has truly, finally, actually broke me is this ( Read more... )

what there is to say about today is that i know a lot more czechoslovakian now than i did when the day started. but i didn't know any czechoslovakian when the day started, so there you go. with that, we bring you peter_and_fran part 21: the sound that you make when the piano falls on your head. around the apartment, there is a sound that we make whenever we talk ( Read more... )

work-related shenanigans have reached the level that they are so fucking fucked up, stupid, insulting and ridiculous that i'm trying to resolve to not even catalogue them anymore. and the worst part is that i still want to keep working here, all i want to do is be good at my job and keep doing it, but every time i think there's a chance that might ( Read more... )

i've never understood why the novelizations of the star wars movies get released well before the movies themselves. doesn't that ... give away the plot a little bit? maybe it's all part of some master plan, though, because i read the last chapter of said novelization standing up at borders last week and although it was a writerly hack-job it ( Read more... )

dear internets,

the bad news is that i have consumption and i am probably going to die. the good news, if you're into that sort of thing, is that from my death bed i was able to post the next part of peter_and_fran: in which it is orlando v. the answering machine, there is falafel and also a kerfuffle. additional bad news is that i'm supposed to post again on ( Read more... )

throughadoor: man, i forgot about omelettes.
smartlikejustin: i thought you didn't like omelettes.
throughadoor: i know, that's why i forgot about them ( Read more... )